一、今年学校放暑假，我从学校后门那边坐大巴车回家，不得不说一下，大巴车售票员的揽客本事真是厉害，一会儿大巴车坐满了，最后他又连说带拉地把一个大叔给拉了上来，被拉上来的大说哭笑不得的捂住售票员的嘴巴说：“你能不能不说话，让我说两句，我就是个过马路的，我不坐车”。
He school summer vacation of this year, my back door there sit bus home from school, have to say, bus conductor USES his skill is really bad, for a moment the coach full, finally he said even with pull pull an uncle to give up, be pulled big say supposed to cover your mouth of the conductor said: "could you not to talk, let me say, I was crossing the street, I don't ride".
二、我昨天晚上回来感到有点不舒服，吃过晚饭我爸给我拿来了药，让我吃完了就去睡觉好得快，可是在我睡到半夜的时候，突然听到我妈喊了我几声，我问她怎么了？她说淡定的回我：“没事，晚上你爸说好像给你拿错药了，让我来看看你还在不在”。
I came back last night feel a little uncomfortable, after dinner my father gave me medicine, let me eat and go to bed fast, but in my sleep until midnight, suddenly heard my mother called me a few, I asked her what's wrong? She said calmly back to me: "nothing, night your father said it seems to give you the wrong medicine, let me see you are still in."
三、钢铁直男是什么样子的？就是有一天我问他：“你看我今天的发型怎么样？”他说：挺好的，我接着说：“我昨天烫了一下。”然后他就问你：“啊？怎么会被烫？严不严重啊”！
What does straight Steel man look like? I asked him the other day, "What do you think of my haircut today?" "Fine," he said. "I got an iron yesterday." And then he asks you, "Huh? How did you get burned? Is it serious?"
四、小刚是一个单身的钢铁直男，其实他已经有喜欢的女生了，只是一直不敢说，有一天他在路上偶遇心仪的女生，眼看女生越走越远，他一着急就捡起了路边的砖头，追上去对她说：“你好，请问这个砖头是你刚才掉的吗？”
Xiaogang is a single steel straight man, in fact, he has liked the girl, but has been afraid to say, one day he met the girl in the road, see the girl more and more far away, he picked up the roadside bricks in a hurry, catch up with her and said: "Hello, excuse me, this brick you just dropped?
五、其实我一直有一个梦想，那就是在我三十岁的时候，能够变成一个有钱人，现在这个愿望实现了一半，我三十岁了。
In fact, I have always had a dream, that is in my thirty years of age, can become a rich man, now half of this wish, I am thirty years old.
六、现在你借出去的钱想要再要回来，就像是悄悄的喜欢一个人一样，总是开不了口去要，哪一天当你鼓足勇气去说了，最后就会搞得像是你的错一样。
Now you want to borrow money back, just like secretly like a person, always can't open the mouth to ask, one day when you get up the courage to say, finally will make it look like your fault.
七、今天出去看到一个小朋友被邀请跳舞，他悄悄地回来别人一句：“我不会”，我就在旁边鼓励他说：“自信一点，大胆一点，不要害怕……”还没等我说完，只听他不屑地大喊了一声：“老子不会”。
Today went out to see a child was invited to dance, he quietly came back to others a: "I will not", I encouraged him next to say: "a little more confident, bold, don't be afraid…… Before I finished, he just shouted out in disdain: "I don't know".
